She’s The Neighbor From Hell

 


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Where is she getting her money?

“She’s getting her money from a guy by the name of Ed Gladys.”



“She also was bragging when I first talked to her about Dr. Brian Ahlstrom, a neurologist, and he’s in Johnstown too.”



“She’s swearin’ with the F-word in the hallways and down in her apartment and on the phone with her door wide open, and she lit a piece of paper, an envelope outside the apartment building, her apartment building, and it was 5:30 in the morning and she said “Next time Tracy I’m going to use kerosene to burn you down.” That’s her imaginary friend, I don’t know if you knew that or not. And then there are two other friends she has, they’re teenage boys that run around the complex, inside and outside, that she’s after too – they’re imaginary – they’re teenagers. I don’t know their names yet. I don’t want to know their names.”



“Then she lied to the cop about how her – the cop says “when did you start going on psychiatric counseling?” because I had him up there with the burning of the paper and uh, she said “after my daughter was killed.” Fierce fire – crash – automobile crash – burned up in a fire. I said: Well, your private detective said your daughter don’t want you, she’s living, that’s a lie you’re telling the officer here, and she kind of like shut-up and then uh, after that the cop said “I’ve had enough.” She was talking out of her mind.”






“She’s walking around naked. She walked out in the hallways and the stairways in her underwear and she says she don’t do that but I have a witness. The way she dresses, even when the controller came – we didn’t give her notice we were coming up there – her breasts were sticking out, you know, it was too low, too much cleavage coming out of there, for men that she don’t really know.”







“She set off the fire alarm the other night, I don’t know how she did it but she was messing with it and she claimed there were two boys in the building doing it. She stays up all night – people here are – the one lady yelled out saying shut up because she goes out and she’s yelling in the middle of the night, too. They yelled out and said if you don’t shut up we’re calling the police and she’d go in.”



“During the fire alarm the other night, the fire alarm went off and I could tell that someone was messing with the head, I can’t prove it was her, but she was helping this elderly lady that can’t see too well and she’s like “I’ll come in and sit with you for a while” and I told the lady, I’ve known her for twenty-five years, I said you know, if you need anybody to sit with you, I’ll come in and sit with you. I said, you know, you don’t need no one else to come in and sit with you.”




“Because the police were called because she was outside, I guess digging with a knife, into the yard, and I guess I thought she saw – she told the police she saw a snake, and then she told us she lost a ring and then another thing she, I can’t remember what else she said. I mean she’s a good talker.”